Trump confuses Greenland for Iceland
"Can't build a golf resort on all that ice. I blame the Democrats."
After a visit to Greenland in preparation for war, Donald Trump was shocked to discover that Greenland is covered with ice and snow for most of the year.
“Honestly Tom - I really expected a beautiful green, grassy country where I could build multiple golf resorts.
“Instead, Elon and I found a frozen block of land with the odd reindeer wandering around pawing the ground for something to eat.
“However someone suggested we check out Iceland if we want to build golf resorts. We popped over there and discovered a beautiful green country populated with some of the nicest people in the world.
“Well they were nice until they discovered who we were and what we were looking for. Once they figured that out and why we were there they told us to fuck right off. They ran us out of their country.
“Angry people - nowhere as nice as the caribou we shot in Greenland. Junior and Eric would love it. Lots of animals for them to slaughter with their automatic rifles.
“Some of the animals are even endangered species. Junior loves blowing away endangered species and having a picture taken of him kneeling next to the animal’s corpse.
“So Tom, I guess the upshot of it all is that America will probably be going to war with Iceland shortly after Elon’s inauguration.”
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