Trump - "Court appearance reminds me of The Apprentice".
"I really liked the attention. That picture of me with my mouth shut should raise a lot of money. People have been asking to see me with my mouth shut."
Note - I dictated this to Maria, one my kitchen staff - she has a much better grasp of the English language than I do. She proofread it as well. Man did I screw that up.
President Trump
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“Now about the hearing the other day.
“All eyes were on me. I like that. All publicity is good publicity. Think I’ll use that photo in a campaign poster. That ought to raise considerable cash among my hillbilly supporters.
“It’s my dream to take this one step higher - the Supreme Court. Now that would be a hoot. Guaranteed win for me. Most of those asshats owe their jobs to me. Get me back on the winning track and maybe this Georgia stuff will go away.
“As for the Georgia thing -it’s not fair - I was high on Adderall when I called Georgia looking for votes. I would never had done that if I were sober. Sadly, these days, sobriety seems to elude me. But I don’t drink - very honorable - nobody is more honorabler than me.
“Thru all this persecution, I think I’ve developed the tiniest bit of empathy for Junior. I think. He says he’s quit using drugs, Kimmie gets any drugs that come into their house. Instead of drugs, I wish they’d furnish that house. They said I could visit when that’s done.
They’re sleeping on air mattresses, when they sleep. And they’ve got to start showering, you can hang an ax on the smell in that house.
‘Eric has never been there, they’ve invited him over many times, but he keeps getting lost and he’s had three arrests for loitering.
“Empathy is elusive when you’re a Trump and extremely foreign to me. How the hell does Junior live like this? No fucking wonder he’s unemployed. I’m going thru Depemds so fast. I shit myself when I’m on this stuff. I imagine coke is worse. I blame Junior’s bimbo - the marrying, plastic Kimmie.
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