Trump desperately attempts to impress Putin
The real motive for Trump's attempt to take over neighboring countries and territories
What the fuck is with Trump’s obsession with annexing so much territory in this hemisphere?
I had a phone chat with Trump on New Year’s Eve where he was hosting most of President Musk’s sycophants and he explained, “Well Tom, I’ll tell you why I want to annex all these shit holes - my hero, King Vlad Putin can’t even take over a small country like Ukraine - I’m going to grab a lot more land and show my friend Vlad how it’s done.
“I love him dearly but he doesn’t even have the sense to avoid attempting to skate over a carpet. If I can’t out perform a guy like that maybe I should just give Elon the reins. Let him go it alone - which I suspect he’s planning anyway.”
I reminded him that only bonafide American citizens are eligible to be President.
He was shocked, “Since when the fuck did that happen?”
“Since always,” I informed him.
He replied, “Damn I gotta get around to have someone read that constitution thing to me. I gotta feeling that might be important.
“Anyway, my little furry friend, you are missing one hell of a party here at Mar-a-Lardo. Every sycophant in the GOP is here. This place hasn’t seen anything like this since Melania left for NYC.
“Matt Gaetz even showed up with a dozen or so hot teenage broads. And as if that wasn’t enough - he’s offering $20 discounts for an hour with them. He really wants back in.
“As if any of these guys could last an hour with one of Matt’s stable. Most will be finished by the time they get their trousers off.
“I get 50 percent of every rental. Helluva party you’re missing my little furry friend.”
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