Trump devastated to learn that government shutdown will not put an end to pending trials
Trump relying on gov't shutdown to stop his legal woes - it took a feline to explain how wrong this twisted thinking is
As many a news show host has found, chatting with Donald J Trump is always hilariously confusing, mind bending and a total waste of time as they try to follow his mental gymnastics.
I always leave these encounters terribly dizzy as I try to make sense of what I had just heard, but I am learning to ignore the babble - just as America has - with the obvious exception of MAGAts.
“You know cat, it seems my plot to shut down the government is working beautifully.
“My current pissboy, good old Kevin McCarthy is doing his damnedest to shut down the government in order to put an end to my legal problems - allowing me to focus on the ‘24 election when I’ll return to the helm of the good ship USA.
“Kevin is pretty useless most of the time but he’s doing the job I hired him for.”
I did not know how to address the latest non sequitur to ooze from Trump’s roller coaster ride thought process. And of course I am using the words ‘thought process’ in the loosest sense.
I watched as the color drained from his face as I explained that legal proceedings will go forward no matter what Kevin and his lazy lunatics attempt. The only facial color remaining was the base coat of bronzer - the bronzer that was the reason Trump refused to wear a mask during COVID.
At this point he told me to get the fuck out of his makeshift office in the basement ladies room at his Trump National Golf Club in Bedminster, NJ.
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Ha! Better than Borowitz! You nailed it, cat! 😂
Thanks!