Trump donates thousands of little boys to Pope selection committee
"If this doesn't make me a front runner to be boss of the Roman Catholic church, I don't know what will."
In an effort to become Pope, President DJT has rounded up thousands of little boys and gifted them to the Roman Catholic Church to do with them whatever they want.
Donnie told me that it’s all part of his plan to take over and rule the planet.
“You know Tom, this is just part of my master plan to rule the planet. Admittedly, there are some foreign speaking religions that I will need translators to deal with.
“This is all part of my plan to rule the world. I’ve enlisted Matt Gaetz to aid me in this effort. He’s not doing much these days and his parents would like him to get the fuck out of their house and find somewhere else to live.
“What better place than the Vatican - not a lot of women there, but I’ve always suspected he likes little boys and the way they sing.
“I’d be Pope but he could be my little assistant- just like Devin Nunes - who by the way - is still complaining about not being paid.
“And Russia and North Korea could be a little tricky.”
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