Trump dropped from Forbes list of rich people
"This is bullshit. I've got assets I can't talk about. I blame Devin Nunes."
By now everyone has heard the news.
TFG has been dropped from the much-awaited, time honored list of four hundred rich folks - just missing the cutoff by $300 million.
I asked the big orange guy how he felt about being left off the list this year.
“You know cat, this is bullshit. I've got assets I can't reveal or talk about. Some of my remaining lawyers have told me not to reveal most of my holdings. They say it’ll just open up another flood of additional legal charges.
“I missed making the Forbes list by a measly $300 million. Hell, I’ve probably got that much under the cushions of my bathroom sofa.
“Damn Truth Social. What a waste of money. It loses value every single day. I had a talk with Devin Nunes, my main toady who burned most of the incriminating evidence when I was getting ready to flee DC. His wife complained that all his suits smelled of smoke.
“I’m sure there were documents in Devin’s office bonfires that would prove I had enough assets to get on the Forbes list. I told him not to burn anything that showed I had assets I couldn’t reveal to the IRS.”
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