Trump family apparently has problems with measuring things
Building heights for instance
From evidence presented in one of a myriad of court cases, it appears that the entire Trump Klan has a problem measuring the height of their heavily mortgaged real estate holdings.
This news got me to thinking - we cats spend a good portion of our time thinking - people think we’re just sleeping - a popular misconception. We’re actually thinking deep thoughts.
Oh sure - we do spend eight hours a day sleeping but most of the time we just lay around thinking deep thoughts with our eyes closed as we visualize these deep thoughts. We’re basically philosophers.
Nick mistakenly calls it cat-napping and explains it as conserving energy for hunting living things lest we starve to death.
Anyway, back to my original thoughts on the Trump family problem with counting the number of floors on their buildings.
The heights of their buildings seem to depend on the audience.
I firmly believe that each Trump carries cheat cards showing the alleged height - a card for each audience. For example, if they happen to be seeking a loan - there’s a card for that. If they’re talking to an IRS official - a different card.
From what I’ve been able to ascertain that would definitely explain the variances.
Which got me to thinking even deeper - do they lie about their other assets?
From all reports, we can be sure that TFG lies about the girth and length of some areas of his personal body parts. His hands - for example.
His golf courses - has anyone checked to see if they’re are actually 18 holes? A lower number may explain his unbelievable low handicap.
Has he only been married three times? Or is he lying about that to avoid alimony payments?
How many children does he actually have?
His wealth? Best not look into that particular shit-show. It will cause you many sleepless nights.
His hotels - how many illegal alien housekeepers is he actually underpaying?
I could go on but it’s time for me to do a little deep thinking.
And I can hear my man-servant Nick in the kitchen preparing my mid-afternoon meal.
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My cat seems to sleep 18 hours a day. He's a real philosopher, right?