"Central Park Four" looking forward to a reunion in Georgia
Indictments will be cause for a Trump family get-together
This doesn’t happen very often.
The Trump klan seldom get together as a group - oh sure - there is the odd occasion when two or three of them will be front of a judge at the same time. But all of them at once? Seldom happens.
Eric tells me that he is quite excited about the upcoming Georgia indictments - not to be confused with the SDNY subpoenas.
“Things are still not settled in New York, so we have no idea how many of us will be indicted. Dad is still trying to extort his way out of that particular mess.
“But Georgia is different, it is going to be a great opportunity for all of us to get together. Kinda like Thanksgiving - but we stopped Thanksgiving family get togethers when Junior hooked up with whore. That’s what dad calls her. And then Junior will say something calling Melania a ‘gold digging’ slut and it gets to be a whole thing. So there haven’t been family get togethers for a long time.
“The last time we were all together was during Junior’s fourth stint in rehab on a Sunday when families were allowed to visit, and as luck would have it we were also celebrating Ivanka’s third nose job. Dad finally liked one of her new noses and would let her get her boob job. And to top it off - I had finally passed my GED - third time was a charm.
“But that day was a long time ago. We seldom do anything as a family anymore. I don’t even go hunting with Junior anymore. He mistook me for an nearly extinct albino rhino the last time and almost blew my head off. Thank God he had just finished an eight-ball and his vision was screwed up.
“So yes, I see this whole Georgia thing as a good thing.”
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That kitty is adorable