Trump far too busy to bother with defending himself from criminal charges
"There will be time for this nonsense after I'm elected."
DJT has called for a time-out in the myriad of pending criminal proceedings he is facing.
I had a chat with him to get his side of the story.
“You know Tom, I am too freaking busy these days to be bothered with court proceedings. I’m in the middle of a presidential campaign - do you really think I have the time to take a break to deal with something as trivial as legal proceedings?
“Do you know how much ‘donation’ money I’ll miss out on if I have to halt my rallies to deal with this nonsense?
“We all know how this is going to end. I own most of the judiciary. I have lease agreements with these guys. Charges will be dropped, judges and journalists will mysteriously be Khashoggied or bought outright.
'“I’ll have to waste time finding scapegoats. Which reminds me - Jared has been acting real nervous around me. Gotta make a note to look into that.
“And then there’s Melania, she’s spending money on clothes as fast as it comes in. And now she wants more plastic surgery. I think she’s planning on facial surgery - wants to change her look so no one recognises her. Barron told me that she’s embarrassed to be seen with me. I think she’s planning on escaping. If she does, that violates our lease agreement.
“We were never legally married - it was just a rent-to-own thing. I never counted on a kid. I’ve got enough problems with the three I already had.”
I reminded him that he has four kids.
“Oh yeah, I always forget the one I had with that American broad.”
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