Trump gifts a fleet of Teslas to Qatar

Politely refused

Trump wanted to do something nice for Qatar in return for the gift of the 747 so generously gifted to Donnie.

Myself, I question both the motive and the safety of the plane.

In return for this mega gift, Trump has offered a fleet of Teslas that Elon can’t seem to sell these days.

Elon told me, “You know Tom, I can’t even give these pieces of shit away. At one time everyone wanted one. Now I can’t even give them away.

“I’ll admit they fall apart easily and cost a fortune to repair. These days I drive by junk yards full of all but new Teslas and Cybertrucks. Now I agree the trucks are pieces of junk - I wouldn’t drive one. Pieces of the vehicle tend to fly off when driven in excess of 20 mph.

“No one will buy or even test drive one. Trump’s big sale on the lawn of the White House was a bust. He forced a few of his cabinet to buy one but they’ve all ended up in a vehicle repair shop.

“Most of the buyers want their money back. I’ve got lots of money so I don’t really give a shit. I’m concentrating on my Spacecraft - I sure hope they hold together.

“I don’t think the American public will take too kindly to have hunks of my spacecraft crashing through the roofs of their homes.

“But this did give me the idea of starting a house building company. Another money-maker for Elon!’

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