Trump gives Putin advice on holding an effective rally

"More music. You need more music. People like to dance."

Editor’s note - we try our level best to monitor what Tom writes, but he is a cat and extremely nocturnal. Sometimes he writes and publishes in the middle of the night when we are fast asleep. The following is an example of what happens when he loads up on catnip and what we assume is Nick’s bourbon. At least that is what we smell emanating from him in the morning. We have no idea how he figured out what the “PUBLISH” button does, but he apparently knows how to use it. Apologies if he offended anyone.

BTW - he doesn’t have permission to use the Laura Branigan song.

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A letter of advice to Putin (as dictated to and proofed by Jared)…

My Dearest Vlad,

Caught your rally the other day - for the most part I must say it was good. Or good enough.

But it could be so much better if you follow some of my “Tips for Hysterical Rantings and Hate Rallies”. Available thru Amazon for $39.95 US (Paperback), $74.95 US (Hardcover), $29.95 US (Kindle). If you want, I will gladly autograph it for an additional $100 US - cash only. Rubles are currently outlawed in America. That will change when I am elected president again in 2024.

First of all. Music.

More music. You need more music. People like to dance. You should dance on stage like I do. The audience loves it. And you have the power to tell your audience to get up and dance for the cameras. I like to dance when Laura Branigan’s “Gloria” plays. Don’t worry about the cost. It’s all free, at least I haven’t paid a cent for the music I play. Oh, they’ll sue and issue Cease and Desist letters, just ignore them - I do. My excuse - I don’t read - everyone knows that.

Here’s that Laura Branigan song. Give it a listen and think of me when you play it.

So get (buy) and read my book, steal some music and keep going with your rallies.

Until we meet again my dear friend.

President Donald J Trump

XOXOXO

#StandWithUkraine