Trump 'works' in Oval Office clone at Mar-a-Lardo
"He like really missed the Oval. So he built one. He spends all his time in there. He's planning something big, you can bet on it." Ivanka Trump
Something is afoot at Mar-a-Lardo.
Reports have it that countless members of Trump’s old gang have been seen coming and going to and from the resort.
(Cue the scary ominous music.)
“Yeah, daddy’s getting the old gang back together. Even Jared. And he hasn’t been welcome at the resort since the election. Daddy had even gone so far as to ask DeSantis to ban him from the state. Jared and everyone else who testified to the Jan 6th committee - except for me, of course. And he gave the governor a list of people to arrest.
“Rudy and that dweebish gorky kid of his showed up one day. Daddy siced Junior on them. Junior gave them a taste of his Twitter rage-a-thons. Nothing he was shouting made any sense - just like his Twitter rants. He sweat all over them and everything else in the room. The Ghoulianis slid out on a layer of perspiration and fled the state.”
The Trump daughter-wife went on to explain how the traitorous ex-president had the Oval Office reconstructed at Mar-a-Lardo.
“He said he had his best ideas in the Oval and thought it would be great to have a place to work on ‘presidenting stuff’. He ordered the gardening staff to build it. He spends his days in there redrawing weather maps, practicing his signature, making executive orders and eating KFC while watching Fox.”
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