Trump has a solution to wildfire smoke from Canada
"Damn Canadians - they hate me - they're doing this on purpose."
“I have proof that Canadians are deliberately setting their forests on fire just to piss me off with all the smoke. I can’t show you the proof right now, but after I am returned to the Oval Office, I will reveal the truth.
“Most Democrats are smokers. They’re loving the smoke coming from Canada. They inhale it. I have proof which I will also show you after I am re-elected and returned to my God-given place in the White House.”
That was failed entrepreneur-game show host and convicted fraudster and rapist Donald Trump explaining to me why the USA must build a wall on the Canadian border.
“This is going to continue. We have to put a stop to it. I alone can fix it. I will build a wall along the Canadian border to stop the smoke that is posing a health hazard to every white American male.
“I alone can stop it. I know more about hot air than anyone in America. I will build a wall along the entire length of the Canada-USA border and put an end to this health hazard.”
I pointed out that the smoke is being blown by wind currents.
“Don’t you question me cat! I know more about hot air and blowing smoke than anyone on this planet.”
#AdoptDontShop #SlavaUkraini #HeroyamSlava
#NeverMetACatIDidNotLikeExceptThatBigMeanOrangeCatAtTheEndOfTheBlock