Trump has an idea to battle the upcoming recession

With a recession knocking at the door, Trump uses his 'brilliant mind' to come up with solution

Let’s face it. We are speeding along to a full blown recession.

Soup kitchens, homelessness, criminals plying their trade - as taught by DJT - it’s all knocking at the USA’s door.

But never fear - DJT and his brilliant mind has come up with a fool-proof, tried and trued solution.

Reinstate the draft.

“I tell you Tom - a draft and a war will fix everything. Just look at the numbers of employees during the Vietnam war.

“These guys will get to eat and be housed in tents. Oh sure - we’ll have to find someone with whom to go war. But let’s face it - most of the world hates us. Finding an enemy shouldn’t be hard.

“I thought we could start with Canada. They are really starting to piss me off. And it’s close so we won’t waste much money on fuel and travel.

“And then there’s Mexico - those guys are just asking for it.

“So don’t worry America - we’ve got this. After Mexico we’ll go after Europe - not Russia though. And I’m scared shitless of China - besides we need their manufacturing. I buy most of the crap I sell from China - so we won’t go near them. Besides they scare the shit out of me.”

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