"I can run this country from Rikers."
"Truthfully, I'm looking forward to spending time away from my family."
I popped into Mar-a-Lardo the other day and had a little chat with TFG.
Replying to my questions concerning his current legal issues, former president Donald Trump replied, “You know Tom, I’m not concerned with that, I can run this country from Rikers or Leavenworth - wherever they send me. Make sure you come and visit me. I know my family won’t. And that’s a good thing.
“I don’t think I’ll have to worry about prison. All the important players in these witch hunts have been properly paid and know what is expected of them, and what will happen to them if they don’t do their assigned tasks.
“Truthfully I’m looking forward to a break from all this political stuff. I’ve been at this since 2015. And the only thing they’ve caught me at was a little sexual harassment - which is my right as a rich person. I think it’s in the constitution. I’ve never read it myself, but Eric assures me it’s in there somewhere.
“I tried reading the constitution once, I kept falling asleep. There are a lot of big words. And it’s so long. Who can stay interested in something that long. That’s one of the reasons I don’t read.
“If there’s something important I should know about, Hannity tells me. He’s a high school grad you know. And he actually went to a lot of the classes.
But this prison thing, did you ever see Goodfellas? Some of those guys went to prison and it looked like they had a good time. Good food and good wine. Lots of time to rest and make presidential decisions.
“A nice break. I don’t drink but I’m sure I can get Adderall and cocaine. They say prison is like Walmart - they have anything you could possibly want.
“And lots of time for TV and doing some presidenting.”
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