Trump indicted yet again - this never gets boring
"I don't think any President has ever reached this level. Especially the RICO charges. I've always wanted to charged with that. I wanna thank my 18 accomplices - I couldn't have done it without them."
“It’s a record that will stand forever,” Donald Trump boasted to me as he basked in MAGAt adulation.
"I don't think any President has ever reached this level. Especially the RICO charges. I've always wanted to be charged with that. I wanna thank my 18 accomplices - I couldn't have done it without them.
“My followers were a little worried that I might bribe some members of the grand jury or the judge in this case. I’ll admit I was tempted to send a case of Trump wine and a box of Trump steaks to the judge and jury members.
“But Ivanka told me that the wine had turned to vinegar and the steaks were freezer burnt so bad as to make them inedible - even lethal. I knew that but I still sell them.
“As expected, Eric had no clue what an indictment was, and Junior was far beyond comprehending anything. At the time the judge issued the indictment, Junior and Kimmy were trying out a new batch of Columbian flown into Florida by one of the Supreme Court judges I own.
“So I just decided to go with the flow. It’s not like this is new territory to me. I’ll be okay - so the bribes didn’t work - big freaking deal. This ain’t my first indictment.
“Rudy and Sidney? I’m a little worried about them. Chicken shits - the pair of them. They’ll turn if they get the chance - but some tragic accident might happen before that. It’d be a shame.
“Meadows and Eastman? Could go either way. I may have to take care of that too.
“I have a lot of friends in Jersey. And I predict we will be seeing a lot of ‘tragic accidents’ happening to many of those involved in all these false charges. Especially jurors.
“I’m the president dammit.”
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