Trump left all alone on New Year's Eve - MSM, family invited but couldn't be bothered to attend
Trump just like an outcast friendless teenager home alone on one of the biggest party nights of the year
Hapless, soon to be indicted, twice impeached Donald J Trump thought he would call a little get-together of the far-right MSM on New Year’s Eve and hold a press event.
What journalist wouldn’t want to spend the biggest party night of the year listening to the same bullshit they’ve heard countless times over the past five years, listen to Trump’s begging for donations for his ‘campaign grift’ and, selling an NFT or two - both his own and his wife’s?
Not one of his ass-kissing, dick-sucking journalist sycophants showed.
You know he’s desperate when he invites a satirist feline who can’t stay in the room when he appears on TV. Clearly he’s too thick to realize that I’m a cat - but to the DJT mind - ‘pussy is pussy’.
Yeah, he even invited me.
I told him to go fuck himself.
I checked in with a few right wing MSM who usually attend and report on the over-weight, batshit crazy ratings booster.
Here is some of what I was told.
“It would’ve been like being held captive and tortured - yet again. No, this is a happy optimistic night. Who in their right mind would want to spend it with him?” - A NewsmaxTV personality who asked not to be named just in case Trump avoids prison.
Even Trump’s BFF, Sean Hannity refused to attend saying, “Not a freaking chance, he charges for the booze, and it is shit booze. I mean - have you ever heard of Von Kruger’s Scotch Whisky? Or Ivanka Champagne - imported from China?
“He doesn’t stand a snowball’s chance in hell in 2024 - I doubt he’ll even get thru the GOP primaries. And I hear he’s toying with the idea of starting a Trump brand political party - appealing to the multitude of slack-jawed, toothless MAGAts who still attend his rallies. One of them told me he only attends ‘because he plays some of my favorite music. I love Bonnie Tyler but I can’t afford to buy any of her records’.”
We tried to check in with with Drudge, Fox management, Breitbart and The Blaze.
They all told me to fuck off and mind my own business.
We talked to Don Junior who told us that he would be far too busy to attend.
“I’ve got more important things to do. He’ll be just fine by himself. He ordered a lot of Big Macs and Diet Coke that he had planned to sell to the press - at a substantial markup. What a business man!”
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