Trump legal team to meet with AG Garland
Plea bargaining BEFORE indictments?
He was told to come alone.
Thinking that meek, mild AG Merrick Garland to be a soft touch, Donald Trump’s “legal team” - a group of homeless, unemployed, all but disbarred lawyers - have demanded a late night meeting with Garland.
Garland is said to be considering it, against better advice.
Responding to warnings and advice from the Secret Service, Garland commented, “Oh, I’ve met most of these guys in a professional manner previously, I’m not worried that they are planning anything untoward.
“Most of the time the group of them are far too impaired and chemically altered to do much damage, other than smashing headlights, egging windshields and TPing the houses of their perceived enemies.”
I asked Merrick what reason they offered for the late night meeting.
“Well most of them are on a work release program of sorts and aren’t unavailable until after bed check at their respective half-way houses.”
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