Trump - new spokesperson for Kotex
"If I didn't have a Kotex on me at the time I could've lost an ear."
Admitting that he seldom listens to anything anyone has to say to him, and so has no real use for ears, pseudo US president admitted that he always has a supply of feminine sanitary napkins on his person.
“You know Tom, I seldom listen to anything what anyone has to say, but I was lucky that I had my Kotex with me that day.
“I mostly just stuff them in my yuge ears when speaking with members of my cabinet, the public, the press or any of my wives and children. It really cuts down on complaints, insults and words that hurt my feelings.
“It’s not like I’d do anything for the electorate anyway, so it’s definitely a win-win situation.
“A recent poll showed that .001 percent of the public believe anything I say but my supporters seem to like listening to me drone on for hours.”
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Great piece!!