Trump now owned by a mega-rich corporation
He's now officially a slave to big business
Well it had to happen.
After begging a multitude of corporations to help him out with some cash, Digital World Acquisition Corp, a company that TFG has a share of, has agreed to purchase his oft-ignored failing social media platform, Truth Social.
Remember Truth Social? Helmed by Devin Nunes - TFG’s piss boy during his horrendous tenure as POTUS? The guy who ran errands for Donny any time day or night?
I am pissed off - nothing new there.
I was so looking forward to the seizure of his assets on Monday. I’m sure the citizens of NYC are as pissed off as I am.
So now that TFG has a little spending cash in his pockets he may be able to afford a few more members of the judiciary.
And maybe even a new wife, poor Melania is past her ‘best before’ date and seems to be continuing to spend what little money TFG has left.
I asked him, “What’s next?”
“Well Tom, now that I can keep my property for now, I’m thinking of buying a new wife. Fresh start so to speak. A wife who can actually stand to be in the same state as me.
“I seem to have misplaced my current wife, and with new funding coming in, I should be able to afford another divorce.
“And Big Macs - I have had to watch every cent I spend and have been eating a lot of canned beans.
“Mar-a-lardo is starting to smell like a men’s washroom in a grungy hotel men’s room.”
#AdoptDontShop #SlavaUkraini #HeroyamSlava
#NeverMetAnAnimalIDidNotLikeExceptThatBigMeanOrangeCatAtTheEndOfTheBlock
Hey Tom, if you see tfg tell him I heard there was a sale on new wives at Walmart. Apparently some of them even come with a Big Mac, Diet Coke and a side of fries.