Trump Org seeks to monetize mass shootings

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The Trump crime family is once again attempting to make money on the backs of the suffering, without doing any actual work.

Earlier today Donald Junior took time out of his daily Twitter ranting to announce the latest in yet another get rich quick scheme.

“Live broadcast mass shootings. We’re going to live stream mass shootings. I got the idea the other day while I was having my weekly shower. It’s an untapped market. People like spontaneity so we’re going to do it live."

“We’re thinking of getting Bannon to do the live shot-by-shot while Giuliani does the analysis and color. And of course Ivanka will be in there somewhere. We’ll even have a spot for MTG and Boebert. Both will probably be unemployed and available in the near future.

“And we’ll have guests - guys like Kyle Rittenhouse. They’ll be a hit with viewers.”

When asked about the bad taste of live broadcasting mass murders Junior replied, “Oh come on. My dad has a gold plated toilet. We invented the art of making money off of bad taste.”