Minutes after the leaking of the news that SCOTUS was on the verge of killing Roe V Wade and sentencing many American women to a life of servitude and second class citizenship, the Trump Organization announced yet another money grabbing, destined to crash and burn business venture.
A chemically altered Trump Junior made the announcement promising, "This won’t be another Truth Social. We’re not hiring another Devin Nunes as CEO. We’ve got our eye on Madison Cawthorn. He seems marginally smarter than Devin. And apparently, he functions well on cocaine and beer. By all accounts, he will be looking for work shortly. Very shortly. He’s a good fit.”
Trump Senior applauded what he called a ‘for sure’ money maker but failed to answer any questions regarding how it will operate, and more importantly what service it actually provides.
“As with all my businesses, you must pay up front to see what you get. So, if you’re a woman in dire need of anything to do with your pussy and lady parts, simply send $100 US to me at Mar-a-Lardo and leave the rest to us. Cash only – we’re having problems with our bank. And don’t forget to enclose a picture of yourself and your pussy. By the way, that $100 is just a deposit.”
The rest of the briefing was taken up with Trump explaining how he used his massive brain to invent abortions.