Trump picking cabinet nominees from a hat

Explains how Gaetz got into the mix

I think I’ve figured out how DJT is making his cabinet picks.

He’s got a hat full of names of losers, cheats and pseudo criminals and he’s choosing his cabinet by drawing names from that hat.

It’s the only thing that makes any sense.

Or perhaps he owes these ‘half-brains’ money.

I was at Mar-a-Lardo - where Elon Musk seems to be a permanent guest these days - and asked Big Orange about his cabinet picks.

“Well Tom, no one else is ever going to give these losers a chance - let’s face it.

“Take Matt Gaetz for example, normally a guy like this wouldn’t be lawfully allowed within a mile near a high school - particularly all-girl schools.

“But now he’s going to be AG. Who else but me would allow this clown to serve in the cabinet. I believe in second chances - look at me.

“I’ve got a second chance - I made sure of that didn’t cost a lot either.

“Kamala didn’t stand a chance. Especially when the ballot boxes are basically left unguarded before the counting begins.

“That explains why I was so confident of a win. It cost quite a lot - but I have donors.”

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