Trump plan for Alcatraz- a luxury hotel
"After consulting with architects and my son Eric (believe it or not)- it seems that Alcatraz would serve better as a Trump Hotel and Resort."
Donny Trump tells me that after consulting with his engineers, it turns out that the old dilapidated prison would serve much better as a luxury resort - resulting in more income for the Trump family.
“I don’t know why I didn’t think of this before - if we turn it back into a prison it’s not a money-maker.
“We can always find a place to build a prison in Musk’s city.
“And believe it or not - it was Eric’s idea - Eric is my concrete guy - finally doing something useful.
“It’s going to be beautiful - 15 stories of high class rooms. We’re looking for chefs right now - expensive chefs who have turned cooking into an art form - most of them former McDonalds employees.
“We’re putting everything - including the deportation of innocent people who aren’t white, on hold right now while we complete this venture.
“Don’t get the idea that this project will just put money in Trump pockets - we have a lot of Italian construction companies that are more than happy to be involved.
“I do owe them a lot of money that they are quite anxious to receive. This will go a long way to fixing a few problems we have with some of the New York ‘families’. They are very eager to be receive these funds.
‘We owe a lot to these people for the ‘help’ they gave us during the last election. In fact, they chose most of my cabinet.”
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