Trump plans to reclaim Vietnam

"I've always been pissed off about that whole thing."

Chatting with the charismatic Donald Trump the other day he informed me that he plans on reclaiming Vietnam and making it an American state.

“You know Tom, I’ve always been pissed off that my dad’s doctor diagnosed me with bone spurs. I was so looking forward to going to battle with the Viet Cong.

“That damn doctor. My dad paid him a large amount of money - which I assumed was to permit me to fight.

“But the diagnosis came back - bone spurs. Now I have no fucking idea what bone spurs are - whatever they are they haven’t affected my golf game at all. I always win.

“Oh sure, there are those who say I cheat at golf. What did they expect? Cheating is part of my personality - that should be obvious to all Americans - including MAGA. They expect it from me.

‘But you just wait Tom - after I’ve fucked up the western world - I’m going after the east - but not Russia or China - those guys scare the shit out of me - and I do not want to be a loser.”_________________________________________________________________________

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