Trump promises to reinstate crucifixion

"No more fucking around with life sentences."

I sat down with TFG for another hour or two of TFG’s bloviation and flatulence this weekend. I am really starting to despise these visits.

I watch as he unravels a little more each day.

But this weekend he was more than a little unhinged.

He has noticed that a great number of his followers are Old Testament Bible thumpers and thinks he has a fool-proof way to lure them in and get their votes.

“You know cat, I think I’ve figured out a way to guarantee that the religio-right will return and vote for me. And among the GQP that’s a big chunk of people - many who seem to be straying from my cult.”

I was scared to ask, but queried, “And how do you figure to do that. Your numbers are slipping with the right.”

He grinned - terrifying to see BTW - and replied, “I’ve noticed that there is no enthusiasm anymore. So I am promising a return to crucifixion.That should revive the enthusiasm - GQP loves executions. Especially with a gun.

“They keep fucking up all these executions but a crucifixion is pretty much fool-proof. And if by some chance, they fuck up the crucifixion, I am going to call for a good old fashioned beheading or a firing squad. Always a crowd pleaser.

“Of course these type of executions will be strickly for visible minorities. White people will be paroled of course.”

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