Trump put his name forward to become Pope.
"It would be great to be Pope and a King.- I'm an ambitious guy. Musk can handle the USA."
Had a little chat with Trump the other day when he told me of his future plans.
“You know Tom, if Musk sticks around long enough as Tesla heads to bankruptcy, I’m handing the reins of America to him. He’s a fuck-up but no worse than me.
“I’m going to be spending my time seeking a throne and crown, and I’d love to be a Pope. And I’d look great in a Pope’s hat.
“I heard on Fox that’s there’s an opening for Pope. Granted, I know fuck all about Catholicism, but by the time I’m done no one will care.
“I’ll be adding a few commandments - mostly about sex with teen girls. I will be declaring it perfectly acceptable.
“And I’ll be declaring colored people as semi-human. Oh, a few of them are great at athletic endeavors and they will be allowed to remain in America as long as they’re professional athletes.
“But colored quarterbacks and pitchers will be outlawed and sent to Canada.
“So expect even less presidential stuff from me until I’m Pope and quarterback of an NFL team.
“I can multitask - just look at how I fucked up America this term - and I’m not done. I have plans.”
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So he's going for a PEKGOPT or a KEPTGOP?