Trump rally-goers pass time playing "Got Your Nose"
"We're tired of the stolen music he plays while we wait for him to speak. He doesn't pay for it. Why doesn't he steal some new stuff."
If you thought you heard loud giggling coming from the crowd at the last Trump rally you were not mistaken.
Instead of listening to the stolen music Trump utilizes at his Klan gatherings of the faithful, MAGATs have taken to playing children’s games.
Games, it turns out, that are suited for preschoolers.
I asked one of the dozens of Trump rally-goers about this.
“Well cat, I’ll tell you. Quite frankly, we got sick of listening to the same old music at every rally. A lot of us who happen to have jobs spend our entire pay checks to come to these things.
“At first they were a lot of fun. Lots of like-minded individuals gathering together to show our support. It was nice to see so many people without their Klan hoods and robes.
“I was surprised to meet so many people that I had gotten to know at the cross-burnings. It was nice to put a face to so many people that I had gotten to know at the burnings.
“But as the crowds get smaller, the music is getting a little boring. So we have taken to bringing board games to these things to help pass the one and two hour delays. Trump never starts a rally on time.
“When he was still President we thought his lateness was due to his presidential duties. But he doesn’t have that excuse anymore. I think it might be all his legal problems causing his tardiness these days.
“Anyway, we decided to play board games. And believe me - it was tough to find a game that all MAGAts could play. Chess was definitely out, and as it turned out a lot of Trump faithful can’t grasp the objective of checkers.
“It took some time to find something that all of us had the intellect to play. Turns out most of the faithful love playing ‘Got Your Nose’. Of course, there tend to be a lot of fist fights over who has whose nose.
“But it beats the hell out of listening to Bonnie Tyler while we wait to hear the same speech we’ve been listening to for the last 8 years.”
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