On my visit last week, as I was sitting around Mar-a-lardo chatting with DJT, the Donald showed me a text message he claimed he had received from the afterlife, sent by his hero Richard M Nixon.
“Got this the other day from the greatest president we’ve ever had - next to me.”
He showed me a text message on his phone that had clearly been sent by Roger Stone.
“Donald - don’t sweat it. You can get out of this legal mess you’ve made. I deleted 18 minutes of a very incriminating phone call and hired a group of mercenaries to break into the DNC offices in the Watergate to steal strategy documents. Incidentally, it was a much nicer office building and hotel than any of the bug and hooker infested dumps you’ve got your name on.
“I had to leave office in shame but no charges were ever laid. I understand you are up to your fat ass in indictments and scheduled court appearances - do not rely on SCOTUS to get you out of this. I doubt if they would even waste their time.
“Biden can expand that illustrious body of justice and you are screwed. There is no way you can buy them all. I understand your supporters have spent millions on legal fees with much more to come.
“You’re in the middle of a presidential campaign with only 30 percent of American support.
“You’re still ranting about the 2020 election, using it as a plank for your 2024 campaign. Not too smart Donald. Reminding people of how badly you got beat. People are weary of hearing about it.
“So that’s it - give it up and pray that you don’t spend the rest of your miserable life in a prison cell. I feel for your security detail who will be in there with you.
“There’s a good chance one or all of them might “frag” you. It would be in their interest. With you dead, they’d be free to return a normal life.
“Beware.”
RMH
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I just laughed so hard... I startled the neighbors! 😂