Trump releases convicted insurrectionists and gives them start-up cash
Americans - do you feel any safer?
With the release of countless American insurrectionists, the Canadian immigration department has been flooded with American applicants desperate to get the hell out of Musk-Trump Land (formerly known as the United States of America). as soon as humanly possible.
One endangered American told me, “My skin isn’t white enough to be safe in Trump Land. BTW, I hear he’s planning his own version of Disneyland - complete with rides and shooting games with people of color as targets. Last I heard, the targets are actual living people.
“And American children of immigrants will be deported to the soon to be annexed nation of Greenland where the kids will be put to work constructing Trump bibles and other Trump memorabilia.”
As a Canadian feline I look forward to the flood of immigrants and American citizens who don’t have the right shade of white skin.
Rumor has it that Trump is once again attempting to hire Hell’s Angels to staff what used to be the FBI.
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