Trump rethinking his decision to run for POTUS

"I just may pack up my campaign and go back to making money fraudulently. Life was so much simpler."

Trump Steaks plans to expand into marketing household pets (easier to catch and slaughter)

With the advent of a terrifying opposition, TFG is seriously considering packing it in.

“Life was so much easier scamming the public out of their money. The American people seem to have become smarter. It is still baffling why they elected me POTUS a few years back.

‘Oh the support is still there from the low IQ GQPs but support seems to be shrinking. I had to stage an assassination attempt on my life to garner any interest and sympathy from the general public. But now that the Dems seem determined to win again I think I’m fucked.

“Stephen Miller does not want me to quit - but he has every reason for me to stick around. If I quit, he’ll be permanently unemployable. And I am not going to hire him for any of my scams. Nobody will do business with me. People find him deplorable. But I think his mail order bride has a job, so he won’t starve.

“I wanna go back to running casinos, I skimmed enough money from that particular venture to last for quite a long time. And then I’ve got Trump steaks - food poisoning cases are dropping.

“And then there’s Trump vodka, blindness cases have dropped and the class action suits are disappearing. People have short memories.

“Soon my political career will be just a dot in the rearview mirror.”

At this point I had enough and fled as he was considering feline steaks.

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