Well it’s pretty obvious that Trumpistas prefer the ‘stolen election’ rhetoric over the four brand new indictment bullshit spewing from TFG’s rather large mouth.
I spoke with Jethro-Billy-Bob Clyde the GQP chair from Moose Snout, Alabama and he explained.
“You see Tom, we don’t really understand what’s going on in the courts these days. And we have no clue what the charges mean.
“Oh sure, the majority of us have been in court and served time. But the charges against us were easy to understand. Bootlegging, selling liquor to teenagers, moonshining, meth manufacturing and pedophilia to name a few.
“But this 2024 election stuff just baffles us. This is all new to us. Even our people who have a grade six education can’t understand most of the court language. We are not even sure it’s English.
“So we figured we’d revive some of the 2020 campaign lies. It’s clear that President Trump is a little baffled as well. So we reckoned that since his Oldie Goldies were such a hit for so long, and he decided to resurrect them, we’d just repeat them the same way we did in ‘20.
“My favorite one is saying that the computers changed everyone’s votes in 2020. Most of us understood that one, even though we don’t have a clue about the technology. Most of us don’t own a mobile phone, let alone a computer.”
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