Evidently TFG’s penchant for ripping up and flushing government documents did not confine itself to White House documents, insider Billy-Bob Crump, long-time unpaid Trump house servant has revealed.
“He ripped up Eric’s birth certificate - burned it and then flushed the ashes. He tore up Ivanka’s marriage certificate and flushed it. He never approved of his little girl marrying that ‘Jew-boy’. His words, not mine.
“As for Melania - there never was a marriage certificate - just a rental agreement from a Russian Rent-A-Ho firm. He put that thru a paper shredder and flushed it. Same with any of his many loan agreements. He’d laugh as he was flushing, chuckling to himself, ‘Not like I’m ever going to pay any of these.’ Lawyers’ bills, same thing. I’m guessing he may be regretting that now.
“Now as far as Junior goes, he hates him, and ripped his birth certificate up as well, but he gets all of his coke and Adderall from him. So, he tolerates him and actually pays for the coke – with casino chips from long ago. Junior is not that bright. Drugs are about the only thing, other than sex, that Spanky pays for.”