Trump runs out of Adderall setting off two day nonsensical rant
Gibberish galore for 48 consecutive hours
I stopped by Junior’s house the other night at about 2 AM.
His cocaine habit has turned him into a nocturnal creature. He claims nighttime is when he does his best social media broadcasts.
He welcomed me like a long-lost friend.
He does not have many two-legged friends he confided to me, and my presence was more than welcome as Kimmy had passed out under the dining room table a couple of hours prior.
“She’s such a half-miler, I don’t know what I see in her, she can’t make it to sunrise anymore,” he told me before asking the reason for my visit.
I’m a cat. We cats are curious creatures and I wanted to know what he knew of his father’s 48 hour social media rant.
I remarked that it had been one of the longest rants I had heard of since the WWII days, when Adolf and his Italian buddy Mussolini would spell bind their audiences for hours.
“Well Tom, TFG showed up on my doorstep the other night wondering if I had any Adderall that he might borrow..
“He had run out and the majority of pharmacies around Mar-a-lardo have been prohibited from selling him anymore. The state medical authority had sent out warnings that severe penalties would result should they sell Adderall to him. Even if he presented yet another forged prescription.
“I told him that I had no Adderall, but I did have some cocaine that I could sell him. He did not like the idea of having to pay for coke. He does not have a habit of paying for anything.
“I told him - no pay, no play.
“He replied that he didn’t have any cash on him, he always had someone else pay for anything he needed. He reluctantly turned to his Secret Service agent and demand some money, assuring him that he would pay him back and perhaps even give the agent a line of coke.
“The agent reluctantly gave me the money and I sold them an eight-ball, knowing full well that they would be back before sunrise.
“As he left he told me to make sure I watch out for his social media posts. He said that he was going after everybody and everything.
“It’s going to be epic.”
Junior laughed as he told me saying, “I’ve got to wonder who the hell taught him the word ‘epic’. I’m positive he has no idea what the word means.”
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