Trump - SCOTUS to save his ass

We all knew it would come to this...

Was there ever any doubt?

TFG has managed to appeal his way to having SCOTUS hear his case on how he is above the law.

“I knew they’d come thru for me. A few of them would probably have been disbarred and unemployed a few years back if it weren’t for me. I’m taking care of them.

“I even bought them new robes emblazoned - in gold lettering - “Owned and Operated by Donald J Trump.”

“They won’t wear them, They like the gold sneakers, though. Damn those little Asian kids do good work.

“I’ve also got a new Apprentice TV series underway potentially starring Aileen Cannon - I’m not sure how long she’s going to last in the position I gave her. I don’t know what I was thinking. She’s not a real Trumper and Bible thumper - the media is all over her performance to date.

“Slate did a piece on her last week and it’s apparent I rushed that particular appointment, but my time was running out when I appointed her. I had a feeling that she might come in useful at some point.

“And let’s face it, she’s just not up for protecting my ass. I think she still has a tiny bit of right and wrong left in that female brain of hers.

“I’m not worried about SCOTUS. I’m taking real good care of them. Although it does cost me a small fortune in meals, holiday travel and accommodation for Clarence and Ginny.

“And it would have been cheaper to just buy Budweiser than pay for Brett’s never-ending thirst.”

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