Trump soils himself after hearing he would be running against Kamala

"This just isn't fair."

I stopped by Mar-a-Lardo to see how TFG was taking the news of President Biden’s dropping out of the presidential election.

It wasn’t a pretty sight.

Ketchup and Trump tears were smeared over every wall in the place. Half eaten burgers and buckets of KFC were strewn on the floor.

“He did this on purpose,” a teary eyed Trump told me, “Biden has always hated me. And now I’m running against a broad. He did this on purpose, just to fuck with me. What chance do I have? There’s no fucking way I’m going to debate her.

“She’ll make me look as stupid as Eric.

“A woman! What fucking chance do I have running against a smart woman? I’ll still have the support of my die-hard broads, sure. But I’m not sure they know how to vote. They aren’t that smart.

“This just isn’t fair. Tricky Joe had planned this. I sure as hell can’t debate her. She’s smart. I’ll look like the idiot most Americans think I am.

“This just isn’t fair.

“I’m gonna look like an idiot compared to Harris.

“A woman. Multi-racial woman.

“I’m fucked.”

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