I’m just a cat.
So I may be mistaken in thinking that the theft of White House documents would be met with a tad more concern than, “Well TFG, he’s quirky, you know. Insane, mentally incompetent people often are you know. He can’t help it, you know. His kids are the same, you know. Not as bad, mind you, but they’ll get there. Can’t do much about genes.”
And they go on to explain that all the quirkiness can be traced back to his grandfather who made his illegal money running bootlegged whiskey and a brothel up north after evading military service due to bone spurs or some such nonsense. Apparently, bone spurs run in the family.
Nick had assured me that all this bullshit was over with the election of POTUS 46. It wasn’t.
Trump and his intrusion of cockroaches. Intrusion – like the word? Kinda cool huh. Intrusion - I looked up the collective noun for cockroaches and was delighted to see such an appropriate word to describe Spanky’s time at the helm of America. An intrusion. And that’s what it was.
Anyway, Trump and his intrusion of cockroaches are still hanging around and getting press. Lots of press. Dems, on the other hand, seem terrified of publicity. Reluctant to take credit for an incredible first year.
MSM doesn’t make money unless there’s lot of exciting news to cover. It’s very easy to cover the GQP - they make up stuff. Mole hills into mountains as well as out and out lies. Remember the emails? The more absurd the better - that’s the stuff that sells and feeds the conspiracy theorists.
We asked former press guru for Drumpf, Billy-Jean Crudite what she would do if she were a Dem press person.
“Biden should take a lesson from the moron Trump and blow his own horn. But what do I know, I’m just a woman. I’m not even allowed to make decisions about my own body. Now if you’ll get the fuck out of my kitchen, I’ve got to be fitted for a red robe and nun’s hat. God I hate Texas. Now fuck off, you’re getting fur all over - I just cleaned.”
So when will the Trump 2016 shitshow finally come to an end? It’s been six years. Spanky punched a six-year hole in the history of the USA and in a lot of lives.
Wasted time? I’d love to think that we all learned something and are now equipped to stop anything like this from happening again. But as I read the news and see that my P M has enacted the Emergency Act to deal with the rogue MAGAt truckers infesting my country, I hold little hope. I see a whole conspiracy of dunces growing on both sides of the border and it scares me.
I pray to the cat god Bastet, daughter of the sun god Re, that all will be well in the fullness of time.