Trump summons a new, even more evil Stephen Miller back from hell

"Miller 2.0 will be slimier than Bannon and Stone combined."

After spending the past four years lying dormant in his coffin at home in the bowels of hell, Stephen Miller has been re-booted.

“He’ll be better and more evil than ever. He’s had a new version of EVIL installed - EVIL 2.0. If you thought he was bad before, well you ain’t seen nothing yet,” TFG told me as he enthusiastically chatted about 2024.

“You still won’t be hearing much from him publicly, he doesn’t like to have his voice recorded. He’s still worried about having his words used against him in a court of law. Truthfully I’m not even sure any recording device could pick up his voice.

“We tried recording him as he recited Satan’s Creed and all we picked up were screams of agony coming from what we could only assume were tortured small mammals and children.

“That was a warning I think. I’m starting to pay more attention to him.

“Anyway, version 2.0 has actual cloven hooves - something we suspected he always had. But he told us that he woke up one morning and there they were.

“And he has two little nobs on his forehead that I’m sure will be full blown horns before Election Day.”

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