Trump - "They can have the intel - I already sold anything of worth."
"That broad, that judge I appointed, has taken care of my legal trouble."
“All they got was a bunch of empty folders. Big deal. I already sold anything that was worth anything. The stuff they took wasn’t worth jackshit. I couldn’t sell it. They’re welcome to it. Actually, I’m glad the FBI cleaned up that mess - I was going to have Lindsey Graham do it anyway. Bannon was going to help but he’s busy at the moment. I need the room for a GOP ‘Eyes Wide Shut’ party. It’s my turn to host. Junior is getting us the cocaine we need.
“Oh, and can you tell them that Barron wants the nude pictures of his mom returned. The replacement pictures of Stormy I gave him aren’t doing it for him anymore and I need them back.
“I’d also like it if they could make copies of the photos of Melania they removed. She looked a lot hotter back then. There’s only so much surgery the body can take before it starts looking freakish.
“And Aileen Cannon, that young broad I appointed to the bench, promises me that she’ll take care of my legal problems. So I’m all set for ‘24. What the fuck is a ‘special-master’ anyway?
“If you guys want me to answer more questions you have to make a donation. I need some quick cash for my social media site and my 2024 campaign.”