Trump to axe House and Senate in exchange for Musk
"Let's face it - they're more useless than me." DJT
DJT was telling me how he plans to cut government spending - I suspect it was co-President Musk’s idea.
“You know Tom, when I look around and see all the money we’re wasting, the first thing that comes to mind is the US Senate and the US House.
“They don’t do anything but argue and nothing gets done. At least nothing I want done. Elon agrees with me wholeheartedly, he told me he can accomplish everything they do - and quicker.
“Of course this will require giving Elon a raise. We’ll be making the same amount now.
“Our first job will be to impregnate all American women - whether they want it or not. They’re only women after all. Elon has been operating that way for years and it seems to be working. A good deal of them will be shipped to Elon’s new Texas City - to be called Starbase. How appropriate. I’m so glad I hitched my wagon to his cart.
“Only men will be employed while the women will pump out and care for babies - the way God intended.
“Elon is not clear on how he will pay the men, but I suggested to pay them in my Trump currency - only redeemable in the Musk stores that will proliferate Starbase.
“And of course - Teslas and Cybertucks will be the only vehicles allowed.
“Not driving one of these two wonders? They will available for sale at the entrances to the town. Should they explode, I will claim no responsibility.
‘Cheap housing will be provided in the form of tents. Let’s face it all Americans love camping and the campsites will be within walking distance of the factories.”
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