Seeing the writing on the wall and feeling the animosity, Donald J Trump will abandon the Republican party and run for president as the founding and only member of the “Trump Party” (a division of Trump Organization). A few of his family are supporting the effort. They asked not to be named.
“This only makes sense, it has become clear that the Republicans are as corrupt as the Dems and the entire electoral process. None of my endorsements in the midterms amounted to much. Those candidates that I had hand-picked were all defeated. The nomination process was rigged.
“It’s obvious the Repugs are out to humiliate and shame me. The same can be said for the judicial system in this once-great country. These legal issues surrounding me now are all out and out bullshit. I have never done anything illegal in my entire life. A few of my employees caused this shit storm of lawsuits. They’ve been fired and will not be joining the Trump party.
“I have been asked who I would pick for a running mate. Simple answer - no one. I alone can do it.
“As a matter of fact, I will be abolishing the position of Vice-President. I still blame Mike Pence for most of my issues when I was POTUS. And I didn’t really allow him to do anything of substance for the entire term of my presidency.
“I think I met with him once or twice in the four years I don’t really know the man.”
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Nice fantasy, but unless he dies he is guaranteed to be the GQP nominee.