Trump to open 'for profit' church
“Nobody has done more for Christianity, no one has done more for religion of all types than me.” Donald Trump
“Nobody has done more for Christianity, no one has done more for religion of all types than me.”
That was grifter and insurrectionist Donald J Trump claiming to be the next Jesus Christ, Buddha, Muhammad as he announced the opening of Trump Org’s for-profit church.
Rapidly running out of sources of cash and unable to find anyone to exchange his rubles, Trump has turned to God as a source of income, as have so many religious grifters before him.
“I don’t know why I didn’t think of this before. I mean, look at Joel Osteen. The mother fucker has made a damn good life out of doing nothing other than saying things. No one calls him a liar. I say things. Everyone calls me a liar. Joel even has a wife that lives with him and speaks English. I don’t. And he doesn’t even have to pay taxes. Taxes have caused me a lot of grief.”
Trump did not offer many details of his ‘come to God’ moment but finished his announcement by saying, “I think we’re even going to expand into Judaism. It’ll give Jared something to do.
“And Junior will be our ‘speaking in tongues’ expert. You’ve all heard him on social media.”