Trump tries to strike a deal with Kotex to have his brand name and photo printed on Maxi pads

Trying to repair his image with female voters

Desperate for a new campaign gimmick, TFG is negotiating with various sanitary napkin manufacturers to have his name and face displayed on their products.

I asked him about this curious form of getting his name out to women and he told me, “Look Tom, I think we know that most thinking women are not overly fond of me and my not so subtle misogyny.

“So I came up with the idea of having my picture and name on Kotex sanitary napkins. I’m up against Kamala, a woman, and felt that my brand needed to be put out among broads who vote.

“Next I tried Depends. But they are not in the least bit interested. I think I’m screwed.”

You know you’ve got problems when Roger Stone won’t take your calls.

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