Trump upset that January 6th committee doing their jobs
'They wouldn't be doing that if I was POTUS. Remember Comey?'
I’m just a cat and I love this job. Not many people know this - but cats have a sense of humor - a twisted sense of humor, and an affinity for irony.
The Guardian reports that TFG is quite upset with the January 6th committee.
“They’re doing their jobs with efficiency. What the fuck is with that? In my administration anyone found trying to do their job was fired on the spot. Remember Comey? He was trying to do his job. Remember that nasty Russia stuff. I fired his ass.
“He found out he was fired by a TV news report while he was in LA. on government business. I wanted to strand him there. Damn, we laughed over that. Good times. I wanted him to find his own way back to DC.”
When asked about the abundance of Fifth Amendment pleas from the people in his circle, he snapped, “So sad. Losers. Like the mob. But the mob guys bring in a lot more cash for the capos. My guys? Not so much. They earned like civil servants. For themselves. For me - nada. I had to blackmail them to get anything. Send Melania around to their places late at night. What? You don’t think I married her out of love, do you? She’s a great little earner. You know I didn’t get into this out of any sense of duty to my country.”