Trump using Qatar gift of 747 to role play 'Star Trek'
"Something I've always wanted to do."
Captain Donald J Trump was telling me about his youth,
“When I was growing up, the only TV show I ever watched was Star Trek and would dream of being Captain Kirk.
“And now I’ve got chance to make my dream come true. My guys are redoing the interior - it’s going to be the spitting image of The Enterprise.
“But mine will have hot female stewardi, and I’ll also need a person of oriental persuasion. JD Vance will be my Spock.
‘He’s not crazy about having his ears modified. I really don’t see what the problem is. The guy is a spokesman for Maybelline for fuck’s sake. Pointed ears shouldn’t bother him.
“We’re going to have to find a black woman to play Uhura. But not too black.
“My youthful dream is coming true.
‘I really have to vet the workers, I’m hearing that a lot of people hate me and wish me a long painful death - soon.
“Now I’ve got to dig around and find my Star Trek uniform.”
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