Failed president Donald Trump wants his money back.
Well - not his money actually.
The money in question - a half million from Trump’s Save America PAC - was vendetta money. Money that Trump’s Save America PAC had transferred to a pro-Perdue super PAC and intended as punishment to Georgia’s Governor Brian Kemp who is up for re-election and currently leading Perdue by a significant percentage.
“I don’t back losers. And looking at Perdue’s dismal polling against Kemp, it’s clear he is a loser. No more of this good money after bad. I want to get what I paid for.”
Asked what he intended to do with the money Trump replied, “Well Melania needs some medical work. Her new kidneys are getting a little saggy. And Junior has a Columbian business opportunity he’s eager to take advantage of. Something to do with farming and manufacturing I believe. I thought I might invest a little money in that. You know – to help him out. And I might continue Epstein’s work with troubled teens.”