In a move that surprised no one, and acting on advice from his legal team, TFG has changed his mind and decided not to testify on Monday in one of his myriad of never-ending court cases.
I was speaking to one of the court personnel who heaved a heavy sigh of relief at the news, commenting that they’d be able to get home in time for dinner.
I have to be honest, it took me a minute or two to figure out which trial Drumpf was talking about. We cats are an impatient lot and, like most Americans, are losing interest in the whole Trump shit show.
I seriously don’t give a fuck anymore.
One of Trump’s lawyers, who requested anonymity told me, “We have no fucking idea what that old age teenage bully is going to say, so we advised him to keep his fucking mouth shut.
“Should he testify, I can guarantee you a little jail time for contempt. His Secret Service guys are rethinking their career choices.”
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