Trump's advice to King Charles III
"Don't use the pens they give you - bring your own. Get a gold Sharpei (sic)."
As the MSM clamors to cover every nuance of the death of Queen Elizabeth’s life and death the Royal Family has come under incredible scrutiny.
For example, the leaking pen that Charles was forced to use when signing a guest book resulting in the King’s fury…
Queen Consort Camilla was heard to berate King Charles III concerning his anger over the leaking pen and snapped, “Oh Charlie - don’t be such a tosser. Your mum would never have lost her temper in public like that.”
Even world famous carny, twice impeached, disgraced and failed, yet to be indicted, former POTUS Donald J Trump had some ‘pearls of wisdom’ and advice for the outraged King.
“Never use the pens they provide. I used to use pencils. Easy to erase. Even all the loan agreements I signed over the years. Keeps you from being prosecuted for non-payment. But when I became president they told me that I had to sign everything in pen. I highly recommend a Sharpei (sic). One with gold ink. They never leak and the gold gives everything a beautiful, rich appearance. I signed a lot of bills into law using that gold inked pen. I even changed the weather. The pen company now pays me to use them. I haven’t had to buy a pen in years.”
We asked Larry the Cat (follow him on Twitter - @Number10cat ) for his take on the leaking pen fiasco.
“Oh, who the hell cares? I’ve no time for nonsense. I’ve got a campaign to run. I want my house back. That Truss broad is worse than Boris. But at least she flushes the loo.”
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