Trump's defense team terrified of his testimony
"We are scared shitless of what he's going to say."
These words were uttered to me by an unnamed Trump defense attorney at the beginning of the slovenly TFG’s testimony in today’s trial in NYC…
“He doesn’t get it. He thinks this is a political rally. He wanted us to arrange ‘walk-on’ music when he lumbered up to the witness stand.
“There was no way we were going to be party to his ‘woe is me, everyone hates me’ whining.
“And by the way, there is not a chance in hell that we will be cross examining him - even though he gave us a list of questions he wants us to ask him.”
It was another trademark Trump shit show in that lower Manhattan courtroom today.
I saw the obese orange guy text a McDonald’s take-out order about a half-hour into his testimony today.
“Four Bic Macs, two chocolate shakes, and four large orders of fries, delivered to the Manhattan Courthouse - courtroom A. I’m starving I haven’t eaten in minutes.
“Now there are a lot of protestors in front of the building. You can’t miss it, but you may want to enter through a back entrance. Everywhere I go there are yuge crowds of supporters.
“And could you pick me up a few cans of Diet Coke on your way over.
“No promises, but there just might be a tip in it for you.”
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“He doesn’t get it. He thinks this is a political rally. He wanted us to arrange ‘walk-on’ music when he lumbered up to the witness stand.” It’s funny because it’s true!😂😂😂