Trump's "Spin Doctors" mistake
Seeking to rehabilitate his image TFG mistakenly hires alternative rock group
TFG was spilling his guts to me the other day, it was quite the eye opener as to how out of touch with reality he really is.
“Cat, you’re the only one who listens to my problems anymore. Except for the Neanderthals that come to my rallies.
“I need to repair or rehabilitate my tattered image - Melania taught me the word tattered.
“Bannon told me I needed a major image rehab and I should.get help from some real spin doctors and stop relying on him and Stone. Also, apparently Stephen Miller is hurting me.
“So I hired a group of Spin Doctors, I thought they must be real good - their name was capitalized. I love it when words are capitalized.
“Anyway the guys I hired turned out to be a alternative rock group from a few years back.”
TFG confessed this to me during one of our all too frequent chats.
“Stone and Bannon told me that that this shit show is beyond their capabilities and I was just making things worse.
“They told me that I must repair my image after all this legal shit.
“I owe money everywhere, but no one will let me charge it like I usually do. Even McDonalds is insisting on cash up front. My security team wouldn’t give me a cent. I’ve had to cut back on my spray tans in case you’ve noticed my color changing.”
Evidently a kindly MAGAt bag lady in a MAGAt cap and MAGAt t-shirt, wearing gold running shoes paid for TFG’s Big Mac and vanilla shake.
She asked TFG for a receipt to be used when she files her tax return this year.
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Maybe he should change his name to a symbol like Price did. Such as 🖕